LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
In a movie season filled with CGI fantasy, Live Free or Die
Hard gets real – with real action, real humor, and the
reprise of a beloved and iconic character: John McClane. On
the Fourth of July weekend, an attack on the vulnerable
United States infrastructure begins to shut down the entire
nation. The mysterious figure behind the scheme has figured
out every modern angle...but he never figured on McClane –
the old-school “analog” fly in the “digital” ointment. It’s
the beginning of the holiday, but New York City Detective
McClane isn’t celebrating. He’s had yet another argument
with his college-age daughter Lucy, and received a
crushingly routine assignment to bring in a young hacker,
Matt Farrell, for questioning by the FBI. But for McClane,
the ordinary has a habit of exploding into the extraordinary
– abruptly hurtling him into the wrong place at the wrong
time.
With Farrell’s help, McClane slowly
begins to understand the increasing chaos surrounding him.
An attack is underway on the vulnerable United States
infrastructure, shutting down the entire nation. The
mysterious figure behind the scheme, Thomas Gabriel, stays
several moves ahead of McClane as he implements his
incredible plans, known to uber-geeks like Farrell as a
“fire sale” (as in, everything must go!). Bad guy
extraordinaire, Timothy Olyphant, absolutely steals this
picture. His mannerism and expression while on camera simply
eschews his ability to come across completely in control.
Live Free or Die Hard may be preposterous, but it’s an
efficient, action-packed summer popcorn flick with thrilling
stunts and a commanding performance by Bruce Willis. The
worst thing about this picture is the editing. At times, I
felt that I was watching a poorly dubbed foreign film. The
filmmakers made an R rated film. After filming the picture,
the studios decided to “edit” the film down so it would have
a PG-13 rating. This was done in an effort to attract more
of the young teenagers and in an attempt to compete with the
summer lockbuster, Transformers. (By the way, there simply
is no comparison). Some of this dubbing is actually that bad
it is laughable. Even the ten year old kid sitting behind me
commented on the poor job of editing. I, for one, can’t wait
for the director’s cut on DVD. That will be an infinitely
better picture.
Live Free of Die Hard
Starring: Bruce Willis & Justin Long
Director: Len Wiseman
Company: Fox
Now Showing: In area Theatres
MPAA Rating - PG-13
Grade: B-
TRANSFORMERS
For centuries, two races of robotic
aliens –- the Autobots and the Decepticons –- have waged a
war, with the fate of the universe at stake. When the battle
comes to Earth, all that stands between the evil Decepticons
and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky (Shia
LaBeouf). An average teenager, Sam is consumed with everyday
worries about school, friends, cars and girls. Unaware that
he alone is mankind’s last chance for survival, Sam and his
friend Mikaela (Megan Fox) find themselves in a tug of war
between the Autobots and Decepticons. With the world hanging
in the balance, Sam comes to realize the true meaning behind
the Witwicky family motto -– “No sacrifice, no victory!”
Michael Bay’s new best friend has to be
is CG coordinator. With every single male on the planet
under the age of 27 waiting with baited breath for this
film, questions are all abound on how this live action flick
would work. Rest assured, those questions are answered with
authority within the first five minutes! No, this isn’t an
Oscar worthy picture, and no, the cast won’t be sitting up
front at an awards show. This picture is what it is; simply
a wonderful popcorn movie with lots of testosterone that is
clean enough for the youngsters to go see. There definately
is more to this picture than meets the eye!
Transformers
Starring: Shia LeBeouf & Megan Fox
Director: Michael Bay
Company: Dreamworks
Now Showing: In area Theatres
MPAA Rating - PG-13
Grade: A-
THE SECRET NIMH - MGM
Don Bluth’s The Secret Nimh is an
exquisitely drawn, colorfully animated feature about Mrs.
Brisby, a brave mother field mouse who struggles to save her
family’s home from a farmer’s plow. She soon discovers she
needs the help of the strange, intelligent rats who live
beneath the nearby rosebush in an intricate city. But when
the timid but determined Mrs. Brisby discovers the
astounding wonders of NIMH, it could change her life
forever. From the Hitch*censored*ian flashback sequence
revealing the rats’ secret to the moral questions raised
about animal testing, this film is a beautiful example of
how animation can expertly tell a gripping story while still
remaining appropriate and entertaining for children.
GUNSMOKE: Season One - Paramount
This show chronicles the adventures of
Marshall Matthew Dillon and the town of Dodge City. Well, it
took long enough for this set to FINALLY come out. Gunsmoke
is a timeless classic spanning more than twenty seasons and
winning countless awards for best TV show and cast. It is
still TV history’s longest running series and set the
standard for all Westerns up to present date. My
grandfather, brother, and cousins would sit around the TV
set every Sunday night and watch Matt Dillon faces countless
challenges with his trusty sidekick Festus ( or Chester
depending on the season) keeping the town of Dodge City safe
for Miss Kitty and Doc Adams. The show had lots of class.
The action was “family friendly” and the stories were always
entertaining. This first season box set contains all 39
half-hour episodes starting with the pilot introduced by
John Wayne, adding even more class to the show setting the
standard for the season. All of the episodes are in Black &
White with restored picture and sound. The six discs are
cleverly assembled in this thin case making it easier to
store. There is an episode synopsis on the inner jacket
detailing each episode with airdate postings. I feel as
though everyone should purchase this set if not for
yourself, then for your kids. Make Gunsmoke a part of your
family history. Article by Richard Maher.
BAA BAA BLACKSHEEP: Volume Two - Universal
Major “Pappy” Boyington assembles a
squadron of absolute misfits, drunks and degenerates into
one of the most effective fighting units in World War II
history. This was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid.
The adventures of Pappy and his squadron fighting the
Japanese zeroes and the endless humor from episode to
episode made for one of the best prime time shows airing
from 1976 – 1978. Robert Conrad is perfect for the part of
Boyington leading a stellar young cast including some
familiar faces like Dirk Blocker, James Whitmore Jr, John
Larroquette, Jeff MacKay, Dana Elcar, Robert Ginty and W.K
Stratton. The stories are partially based on historical
truth padded with lots of “Hollywood”, but make for quality
entertainment for the entire family. In addition to the
chemistry of the cast were the exceptional aerial battles in
each episode. This made the show stand out from the rest
providing some of the best stunt footage to date. This DVD
set provides the final episodes of season one on three
discs. In my opinion, every episode is a highlight with no
exceptions. All of the episodes have restored picture,
Digital sound and are in airdate order. There is an episode
synopsis on the back of each volume. No extras are provided
here. Don’t miss this true TV classic from the seventies.
PRIDE - Lions Gate
Let’s not be too proud about Pride. But
it is a heartfelt drama that hits close to home. Marred by
mistakes in the past, swimmer Jim Ellis (Howard) is trying
to get a job coaching. Unsuccessful, he resorts to
Philadelphia’s job placement program. Now in charge of
shutting down the recreation center he starts the long
journey of trying to save it while connecting with inner
city youths through swimming. While the movie has several
positives which include a warming story, and a family
friendly storyline, there are some areas where it’s lacking.
First is actor Tom Arnold as the rival coach. Not only is
the performance poor, but almost comically bad. Furthermore,
there are an abundance of stories already out with a similar
premise- Glory Road, Coach Carter, Remember the Titans to
name a few. While originality is lacking, this “true story”
has been told- just this time it’s in the water.
THE CONTRACTOR - Sony
Even without vampires, this movies needs
help. It is not even a valiant attempt at being a great
sniper film. All in all the film touts the action reputation
of Wesley Snipes in a CIA conspiracy film. Not only is the
plot difficult to follow at times, the film opens and closes
with the most unlikely picture imaginable- Snipes as a
cowboy in Montana! A small positive arises from the young
actress opposite Snipes, Emily (Eliza Bennett) provides an
interesting interaction between the hunted CIA operative and
the local girl who has a big heart. The film lacks serious
action, and the cinematography is average at best.
Ultimately, I’ll just wait for the final installment of
Bourne.
VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA: Season Three, Vol. One -
Fox
Voyage chronicled the adventures of the
world’s first privately owned nuclear submarine, the SSRN
Seaview. Designed by Admiral Harriman Nelson, she was a tool
of oceanographic research for the Nelson Institute of Marine
Research. This show is starting to wear thin with me. I like
the concept of the undersea adventures in a highly advanced
submarine with lots of high-tech gadgets, but there is only
so much that they can do from week to week. The stories are
getting too absurd and it is obvious that the crew is
getting tired of the show. Heddison and Basehart are still
great and the episodes show creativity from time to time,
but the show needs to end. This is the third season of the
four season run and this is a good thing. Highlights from
volume 1, season 3 include “The Day the World Ended” leaving
the crew of the Seaview as the only survivors left on Earth,
“Deadly Waters” trapping the Seaview at the bottom of the
ocean and “The Lost Bomb” involving the crew racing against
time to deactivate a superbomb. As I said before, the
episodes are still good, but the show is on the downhill
slope. This DVD set presents 13 episodes of the third season
on three discs shown in Full Screen format with Dolby
Digital sound. Extras here include Still Galleries and
interviews with David Hedison.
BEWITCHED: Season Five - Sony
After a man (Darrin Stephens) marries a
very pretty woman, he finds out on his honeymoon that she is
a witch who twitches her nose & uses hand gestures to do
witchcraft. Samantha (the witch) promises her husband to try
not to use any magic as long as they are married. Her mom,
Endora, disapproves of the marriage & is always trying to
break them up. Get set for more spells, enchantments and
laughs with season five of Bewitched. The whole cast is back
for more adventures with stellar performances from Elizabeth
Montgomery, Dick York, and Agnes Moorehead. This season has
the cast in full swing with top-notch episodes including
“Samantha’s Wedding Present”, “Samantha’s Shopping Spree”,
“Tabitha’s Weekend” and “Daddy Does His Thing”. Special
Guest Stars this season include Maurice Evans, Paul Lynde,
Henry Gibson, Danny Bonaduce, Jack Cassidy and Isabel
“Weezy” Sanford. The DVD contains all 30 episodes on four
discs complete with a synopsis on the back of each volume
and great stills of the cast for artwork. Each episode is in
color and presented in Full Screen format with Dolby Digital
sound.