IDIOCRACY - Fox
Private Joe Bowers, the definition of “average American”, is
selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a
top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500
years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly
dumbed-down that he’s easily the most intelligent person
alive. This isn’t Austin Powers, but it is still quite
entertaining. Luke Wilson is an average guy... literally.
This middle of the road Army Soldier has scored dead center
of the Bell Curve in every IQ and aptitude test known to
man. The Army, always a great source of comic relief,
designs an experiment to cryo-freeze their best soldiers in
times of peace, only to thaw them and enlist their services
when the USA needs them most. They attempt a one year trial
on one of their less valuable soldiers, but of course
something goes wrong. Sgt. Is for forgotten about for 500
years. When he awakes we are laughing so hard our sides hurt
at the terrible state of the Union. The spoken language has
become a “valley girl/ghetto” slang hybrid, and the average
IQ is below our mentally handicapped level. Sgt is revered
as a genius and while I won’t give away the ending, it is
quite funny, especially if you like slapstick comedy.
THE COVENANT - Sony
Four young men who belong to a
supernatural legacy are charged with stopping the evil force
they released into the world years earlier. Another great
force they must contend with is the jealousy and suspicion
that threatens to tear them apart. The Blair Witch Project
this is not. However, if you invited Stan Lee and Bram
Stoker to write a film together this would be close to the
result. Here is the long list of pros why I enjoyed this
film. First, there is a string of up and coming actors,
list, that do an impressive job. The plot is not overly
predictable and is easy to follow, unlike many other
religious flicks. Its special effects are not overly
spectacular but consistent with the current norm. A quite
pleasing powerful metal soundtrack contrasts dramatic
cinematography that captures beautiful fall scenery in New
England. This landscape is where the story unfolds. Over 300
years ago the 1st settlers in America struggled with serious
spiritual forces and resulted in the famous Salem Witch
Trials. The film is based on 4 of the families of the
original colony. Called the “Sons of Ipswich” these
Warlocks, male witches, have kept their powers secret for
ten generations... until now. The descendant of the 5th Son
of Ipswich, thought to be long dead, shows up at their prep
school. Power hungry, destructive and with a chip on his
shoulder he vows to punish and expose the four others with
whom he was never accepted. The Covenant is X-Men meets
Harry Potter- worth seeing.
THE PRINCESS BRIDE - MGM
When a sick boy (Fred Savage) receives a
visit from his doting grandfather (Peter Falk) who intends
to read to him from his favorite book, he’s not exactly
pleased to be extracted from his world of video games.
However, his mood quickly changes as he, along with the
viewer, is transported to a place out of time--to Florin, a
kingdom in the ultimate imaginary land, complete with
dashing heroes, cowardly princes, rhyming giants, shrieking
eels, rodents of unusual size, fancy swordfights, and
yes...even some kissing. The lovely Buttercup (Robin Wright)
learns that “As you wish” really means “I love you” when she
falls for her charming farmhand, Westley (Cary Elwes). While
trying to seek his fortune, however, Westley disappears at
sea, an apparent victim of the Dread Pirate Roberts, who
takes no prisoners. A few years later, Buttercup, engaged to
the oily Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon), is kidnapped
by an oddball trio of rogues--brains, Vizzini (Wallace
Shawn); brawn, Fezzik (AndrÈ the Giant); and sword, Inigo
Montoya (Mandy Patinkin in a standout performance). As they
sail away toward the Cliffs of Insanity, they notice the
pursuit of a man in black...and the adventure begins. A
clever fairy tale for all ages, The Princess Bride is
arguably one of the funniest and most entertaining films of
all time and simply a must own for any fan of the cinema.
ROBERT MITCHUM SIGNATURE COLLECTION - Warner
Warner Home Video celebrates the career
of a classic Hollywood anti-hero with the Robert Mitchum:
The Signature Collection featuring six new to DVD titles
including Angel Face, Macao, Home from the Hill, The
Sundowners, The Good Guys & the Bad Guys and The Yakuza. The
Collection includes never-before-seen bonus footage, vintage
featurettes and commentaries and includes such co-stars as
Jane Russell, Jean Simmons, Deborah Kerr and David Carradine
in films directed by Sydney Pollack, Fred Zinnemann and
Vincente Minnelli among others. Mitchum was one of
Hollywood’s most durable leading men, with a career that
spanned more than 50 years and over 120 films. This set was
put together by the folks at Warner with pride. This is a
fine collection that is a must own.
FIDDLER ON THE ROOF: Collector’s Edition - MGM
Ukrainian milkman Tevye clings
desperately to the old Jewish traditions while all around
him the world changes, day by day. His three daughters marry
men he considers more and more unacceptable, and the ruling
Russian government’s anti-Semitism threatens to drive him
from his home. As far as musicals go, there isn’t a better
one that Fiddler on the Roof. This is an incredible story
and has stood thetest of time. This two disc special edition
contains numerous extra features. I cannot recommend this
set more highly!
THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS: Expanded - FOX
Cora (Madeleine Stowe) and her younger
sister, Alice (Jodhi May), both recent arrivals to the
colonies, are being escorted to their father, Colonel Munro
(Maurice Roeves), by a troop of British soldiers. Along the
way they are ambushed by a Huron war party led by Magua (Wes
Studi), a sinister warrior with a blood vendetta against
Munro. Munro’s soldiers are wiped out and Cora herself is
nearly killed by Magua but is saved at the last moment by
Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis), a white trapper raised by the
Mohican tribe. Hawkeye promises to take Cora and her sister
safely to their father, and along the way Cora and the
intense Hawkeye fall in love. Together they must survive
wilderness, war, and the relentless pursuit of Magua. In
this package, the picture is presented in 2.35:1 Widescreen
and the sound is in 5.1 surround. This film was originally
distributed in 1992 and is just as good today. This
digitally enhanced version is clearer than the original.
Check it out today!