With 2006 now completely under wraps, I
am in the unenviable position of ranking the best and worst
of the year in film. Over the course of this year, I have
seen over one hundred and ten different movies, many of
which I have thankfully long-since forgotten about. I would
have to admit, however, this has been a good year for films.
I have seen actors really surprise me by pushing the
envelope such as Forrest Whitacker in The Last King of
Scotland. Then there is the opposite end of the spectrum,
where actors really scrape the bottom of the barrel as Robin
Williams did in Man of the Year. As the multitude of award
shows begin to hit the airwaves this next week, you will
have the opportunity to see and hear information about films
you both have seen and never heard of. When the opportunity
arises, check out some of these movies and see how they rate
with you. I am anxious to see what 2007 cinema masterpieces
have in store, but until then, here is my list, ranked in
order, of The Best and Worst of 2006. Until next time, have
fun at the movies and try not to eat too much popcorn!
Best Pictures:
1. The Departed
2. Apocalypto
3. Dreamgirls
4. Little Miss Sunshine
5. United 93
6. Borat
7. Thank You for Smoking
8. Letters from Iwo Jima
9. Little Children
10. The Devil Wears Prada
Best Actors:
1. Will Smith - The Pursuit of Happyness
2. Forest Whitaker - The Last King of
Scotland
3. Leonardo DiCaprio - The Departed
4. Ryan Gosling - Half Nelson
5. Peter O’Toole - Venus
Best Actress:
1. Meryl Streep - The Devil Wears Prada
2. Helen Mirren - The Queen
3. Judi Dench - Notes on a Scandal
4. Kate Winslet - Little Children
5. Penelope Cruz - Volver
The Worst Films of 2005
1. The Wicker Man
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
3. My Super Ex-Girlfriend
4. Santa Claus Three
5. Hoot
LIGHTSPEED - Anchor Bay
After an accident, a government agent
gains the ability of super-speed and goes after an old
friend turned Nemesis. This film could be titled “The Flash
2” with all its similarities. This is the classic “grade
B-”superhero film made for TV. There is no way that this
film would have survived in the movies. The acting is
horrible and the story is lame. Lee Majors must really be
hungry to accept this role. Nicole Eggert was the one
redeeming factor in the show. Face it...she is hot! I would
rather watch a worthwhile series like The Flash or the
Batman films than sit through this stuff. I know that there
are budget cuts with TV movies, but this is crazy. Don’t
waste your money on this one.
TRACKS - Paramoung
A soldier (Dennis Hopper) returns from
Vietnam on special assignment, accompanying the body of his
friend by train to California for burial. During the trip,
he falls in love with a gentle college student. But their
relationship is shattered by his flashbacks to combat. There
have been so many Vietnam War films in the last twenty years
and after a while, they all look about the same. Tracks is
one of those movies that you see once and that is about all.
Hopper plays the confused and paranoid Vietnam Vet who is
trying to make sense out of the war as he escorts the body
of one of his friends’ home for burial. Hopper eventually
falls in love with a college girl with every intention of
moving past his mental instabilities. Unfortunately, his
flashbacks get in the way and things eventually go sour.
This is a story that is too real and makes you want to reach
out and help Hopper. One can never know unless you had been
there! Stockwell’s character adds greatly to the plot and
lovely Taryn Power heats up the screen. This is a total
symbolic and political film with all of the trimmings. The
DVD is presented in Widescreen format with Dolby Digital
sound. Extras include commentary with writer/director Henry
Jaglom and Dennis Hopper.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE:
The Beginning - New Line
The producers behind the successful 2003
remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre return to deliver this
startling prequel, which details the beginnings of the
Hewitt clan and exposes their psychotic idea of family fun.
For the first time, audiences will learn what led to the
origin of Leatherface, perhaps the most iconic horror
character of all time. If you are into violence and gore,
this picture is for you.
SNAKES ON A PLANE - New Line
Samuel L. Jackson stars as Nelville
Flynn, an FBI agent escorting a witness (Nathan Phillips) on
a flight to Los Angeles. Phillips is supposed to testify
against an evil mobster, but the details really aren’t
important, and the filmmakers are smart enough to focus on
what counts: a variety pack of poisonous snakes is released
mid-flight. To make matters worse, the snakes are crazed and
violent because of pheromones, leading to the truly classic
Samuel L. Jackson line, “Great. Snakes on crack.” With the
notable exception of Jackson, most of the cast couldn’t act
its way out of an airplane barf bag, but that’s probably for
the best, as good performances would only serve as a
distraction from the snakes--who have no trouble springing
out of luggage compartments, toilets, and even mouths. The
script is full of punch lines, some intentional and others
not, but the movie expertly treads the line between spoof
and sincere B-movie, and fans of both genres should be
thoroughly satisfied. Check this out.
LADY IN THE WATER - Warner
Paul Giamatti is Cleveland Heep, the
depressed caretaker of an apartment complex in suburban
Philadelphia called the Cove--a location from which the film
virtually never strays. He tends the homes of a host of
loveable eccentrics, including Jeffrey Wright as a single
dad, Sarita Choudhury and the director himself as
brother-and-sister roommates, Bob Balaban as a cynical film
critic, and Cindy Cheung as a college girl Cleveland
befriends. When Cleveland is pulled from the pool by a
mysterious young woman (Bryce Dallas Howard) after a nasty
bump on the head, he quickly discovers her true identity as
a narf, one of an ancient race of water beings whose
attempts at communication with humans have long ago ceased.
As Cleveland attempts to return her to her world, uncovering
the intricacies of the story from which she emerged and
protecting her from the beasts that seek to thwart her, she
helps him and many of the other residents find their true
purpose in life, reaffirming the meaning it holds for them.
This isn’t M. Night Shyamalan’s finest work, but it isn’t
his worst, either. Fine acting and an above average story
make for a film you should definately see to judge for
yourself.