Our intrepid adolescent heroes wake up to
find their beloved television stolen, and embark on an epic
journey across America to recover it, and, who knows, maybe
even score. On the way they encounter a murderous smuggler
of a deadly virus and his treacherous wife, an FBI agent
with a predilection for cavity searches, a couple of rather
familiar looking ex-Motley Crue roadies, Mr. Van Dreesen
singing “Lesbian Seagull”, a little old lady and of course
Mr. Anderson and his trailer. Can the Great Cornholio save
the day? Just when you thought the TV series was bad enough,
here comes a full-length feature film. With a surprisingly
stunning cast of voices including Bruce Willis, Demi Moore
and Robert Stack, this is evidence that even Hollywood Stars
need to eat to stay alive. I felt that the bulk of the film
was degrading to the point of offensive. There were pockets
of humor that made me laugh, but the overall film was pure
stupidity. If you like sick, perverted humor and pointless
plot, this is the film for you.
LOST: Season Two - BVHE
A horrific plane crash
leaves 48 passengers alive and stranded on a remote island
in the South Pacific. The survivors include Doctor Jack, now
freed prisoner Kate, one hit wonder rock star Charlie, Iraqi
military vet Sayid, and a mysterious man named Locke. For a
while their goal is simple survival, but they soon realize
that it was far more than mere chance that brought them
together, and each of them has a purpose that will help them
unlock the island’s secrets. This has to be one of the best
shows on Prime Time Television. Lost is one of those shows
that ropes you in and keeps you coming back for more. The
only other show with this much following is the new
Battlestar Galactica on sci-fi. Lost has great stories and
the character development is very intense. The final scene
of each episode leaves you with a cliffhanger forcing you to
see the resolution in the next chapter. Michael Giacchino’s
score for the show adds a new dimension to the suspense. The
best part about this show is the fact that you really don’t
have any idea what will happen next. This makes for great
storytelling and top-notch entertainment. If you missed this
show from the first season, I would strongly suggest that
you spend the money and catch up.
JIM HENSON FANTASY FILM COLLECTION - Sony
Labyrinth stars young
Sarah (Jennifer Connelly) is left home alone by her parents
and she has to babysit her little brother Toby. But the baby
keeps crying and Sarah, while telling him a story to make
him sleep, inadvertently conjures from a fantasy world the
Goblin King (David Bowie) who steals the child and brings
him to his castle in the middle of a labyrinth. Sarah has to
rescue him before midnight, or the baby will became a
goblin. The Dark Crystal: Starring Jim Henson, Kathryn
Mullen, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Steve Whitmore, Louise Gold,
Brian Muehl, Bob Payne and Mike Quinn. Another planet,
another time. 1000 years ago the Dark Crystal was damaged by
one of the Urskeks and an age of chaos began. Now the time
of the great conjunction of the three suns is near. If the
crystal is not healed now the control of the evil Skekses
will last forever. Jen the last of the Gelfings nearly
exterminated by monsters controlled by the Skekses starts
his dangerous journey to find the missing shard of the
crystal. Will he be able to heal the crystal and restore
order on the planet? Mirrormask: Starring Jason Barry, Rob
Brydon, Stephanie Leonidas, Gina McKee, Dora Bryan, Stephen
Fry, Andy Hamilton, Simon Harvey and Lenny Henry.
MirrorMask centers on
Helena, a 15 year old girl in a family of circus
entertainers, who often wishes she could run off and join
real life. After a fight with her parents about her future
plans, her mother falls quite ill and Helena is convinced
that it is all her fault. On the eve of her mother’s major
surgery, she dreams that she is in a strange world with two
opposing queens, bizarre creatures, and masked inhabitants.
All is not well in this new world - the white queen has
fallen ill and can only be restored by the MirrorMask, and
it’s up to Helena to find it. But as her adventures
continue, she begins to wonder whether she’s in a dream, or
something far more sinister. Sit back and enjoy hours of
great fantasy-adventure with the Jim Henson Fantasy
Collection. Jim Henson’s talents have entertained us since
the time of Kermit the Frog. Now, Henson takes us to
wondrous lands filled with monsters, heroes and magic. All
three films in this set are wonderful and show the talents
of the Henson Company. Each film has bonus features
including making-of documentaries, commentary tracks and
deleted scenes. All three are re-mastered in High Definition
with Dolby Digital Sound. The slipcase is attractive with
lots of artwork and there is also a mini comic of the Dark
Crystal and Labyrinth. This is a great way to purchase all
three films and a must for fantasy collectors.
UNKNOWN WHITE MALE - Wellspring
Back in July of 2003 Doug
Bruce lost himself in Coney Island. Really. The guy was on
the subway and didn’t know who he was. Real amnesia and you
get to see the true story of how Doug found a new life and
forgot the old. When it was discovered who Doug was, he is
reunited with his old friends and finds that he does not
remember them. His friends state in the film that the “new”
Doug is a better person and they hope he stays that way.
Will Doug find who he really is? Watch this fascinating film
and find out. This DVD exhibits average picture quality and
the Dolby 5.1 sound track is adequate. There are quite a few
interesting extra features on this disc that are listed
below.
LAUREL AND HARDY COLLECTION: Volume Two -
Fox
Here are three more comedy
classics from 20th Century Fox. Laurel and Hardy are comedy
icons from the 1940’s and these are three of the six movies
they made for Fox. Many think that these films are not as
good as the ones made at Hal Roach Studios, but I found them
entertaining.
There are a few extras
that include audio commentaries for each film.
Also, for you L & H
purists, THE TREE IN A TEST TUBE, the duos only surviving
color film, is included. There is also a 1950 TV interview
with “Ship’s Reporter” Jack Mangan.
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND: Season Seven -
HBO
Everybody Loves Raymond,
with standup comedian Ray Romano in the title role, revolves
around Ray Barone, a successful sportswriter living on Long
Island with his wife, Debra (Patricia Heaton) and their
three children – and that is the good news. What is the bad
news? Ray’s meddling parents Frank (Peter Boyle) and Marie
(Doris Roberts) live directly across the street and manage
to infiltrate their son’s home to unparalleled extent. And
then there is Ray’s older brother Robert (Brad Garrett).
Robert is a divorced policeman who lives with his parents,
and is a constant thorn in his brother Ray’s side.
Everybody Loves Raymond,
Season Seven is available in the atypical 16:9 ratio, Audio
English 2.0, and is complete with subtitles in English,
Spanish, and French. All 25 seventh season episodes are
included, as well as numerous bloopers and deleted scenes
from the series. The stories are original and the cast is
absolutely brilliant!
This series represents
true comic genius and is highly recommended to all!
BENNY HILL: Season Five -
A&E
Benny Hill--Britain’s
baron of bawdy buffoonery--bursts into full bloom in this
boisterous collection from his golden fan-favorite era, The
Hill’s Angels Years! Wildly popular all over the globe
thanks to his trademark smirk and affinity for comic
naughtiness, Benny rejuvenated the sketch-variety genre with
his multi-award-winning Benny Hill Show. Satirizing
everything under the sun, but sanitizing nothing, Benny and
his crackerjack team of entertainers invented a squadron of
crazy caricatures: lovable imbecile Fred Scuttle,
avant-garde French filmmaker Pierre De Terre, and the
verbally challenged Mr. Chow Mein. Backed by Benny’s
half-dressed flock of frisky foxes, The Benny Hill Show
continues to stand the test of time by making the world
laugh itself silly. This is classic British humor at its
best. If you don’t like British humor, give this a try
anyway. Benny is really funny! This 3 DVD set features all
10 riotous episodes from 1982-1985. These are full-length
episodes that were not shown in the US. A & E has put
together a nice package here for die-hard Benny Hill fans.
Be sure to check out the Benny Hill Cheeky Challenge Trivia
Quiz—its great!
THE BEST OF MR. BEAN - A&E
Starring the incomparable Rowan Atkinson
as Mr. Bean, this DVD features five of the funniest and most
inspired episodes from the timelessly hysterical hit TV
show. First unleashed in 1989, the classic British series
emerged from Rowan Atkinson’s stage performances which
featured the silent, physically outrageous comip acting that
won him an Emmy, Cable Ace Award, and the Golden Rose of
Montreaux. The madcap brilliance of the awkward man child
puts Bean right on par with the comic greats of the past
hundred years. This is gut busting DVD and is not to be
missed!