Everyone is having a bond election in
November, or so it seems, and pretty much all of our taxing
entities are touting decreases in the tax rate. Let’s get
real. If, for instance a taxing entity is reducing the tax
rate by 10 0r 15 cents per $100 valuation, the savings seen
by taxpayers is probably negligible at best. But it is
intended to make taxpayers feel all warm and cozy for a few
minutes anyhow. Then boom, along comes the dreaded notice
from the appraisal district that sends most property owners
into a rare form of shell shock. It is then that people get
enraged when they hear the fuzzy comments of politicians
telling them all about how they are staying within their
budgets and not raising taxes or perhaps giving them that
little stipend reduction. Come on, don’t insult the
intelligence of the average homeowner. It is easy to keep
from raising taxes when you are getting millions extra from
increased valuations.
While there are no easy answers to this
dilemma, maybe fuzzy tax reductions aren’t the answer. For
instance, sometimes politicians go overboard when they
randomly cut expenses only to find out later in the year
that the funds they cut during the budgeting process have to
be added after all and that affects the emergency funds set
aside for real emergencies such as the unprecedented rise in
utilities and gasoline costs that are currently taking bite
after bite out of personal, business, and government
budgets.
Let’s say a public official anticipates
needing some computer equipment because the equipment at
hand is on its last legs and being held together by a wish,
a prayer and a rubber band. So, they put this expenditure in
their proposed budget and along comes some city or county
official who decides “nah, that can wait until next year”
and out the request goes. So, three months into the new
budget year, the system shuts down totally because the old
computers just couldn’t handle the load and the rubber band
broke. So, the division head goes back before the officials
making the decision and asks for the same computer equipment
he or she originally sought. As is the general rule, the
powers that be will have to mull over the request (to look
concerned and efficient) and in the meantime employees are
dealing with a backlog of paperwork that can’t be inputted
into the now kapoot computer system. So, a week or so passes
and the powers that be reluctantly approve the request and
low and behold by this time the new computer system is going
to cost 25 or 30 percent more and the overtime is going to
accumulate for now totally stressed employees that are going
to have to do double time to get the job done once the new
systems are approved, a purchase order is issued and the
items are finally delivered. Now come on, did anyone save
one red cent? No.
Common sense, not feel good fuzzy tokens
should prevail when budgeting is considered. It may look
good on paper, but it doesn’t always add up at years’ end
when the final tally of dollars actually spent is tabulated.
Sometimes you just can’t help but wonder
if all citizens and taxpayers are considered to have a brain
comparable in size to a cricket or if it is the governing
bodies that lack the gray matter.
Anyhow, look for a lot of warm and fuzzy
feeling comments in the next few weeks as virtually every
taxing entity in the county gets ready to “sell” bond issues
to the voting public.
To be totally fair, you can’t really
blame these folks, it is a tradition and they are faced
constantly with providing vital services as well as a lot of
not really needed, but expected and demanded “extras.” We’ve
all come to expect city, county, state and federal
governments to provide amenities that once were luxuries and
provided by donations and fund raisers rather than by tax
dollars.
We want pristine parks, Olympic style
swimming pools, libraries with every conceivable book and
all the latest technology. We demand a strong law
enforcement and fire department presence, as well as lots of
ambulances, and smooth roadways. Even if we build our homes
in new subdivisions that were once nothing more than
alligator retention ponds, we want our government officials
to change the course of the river and assure us that not one
ounce of water will trickle into our homes even during the
unpredictable monsoon rains that hit periodically in the
Gulf Coast area.
We want schools that educate our children
from age three to whenever. In other words, we want the
public school system to take over the responsibilities of
parenthood shortly after the children are housebroken. Some
expect teachers to teach in several languages; we want
school sports facilities that rival the NFL or the NBA.
And, we expect animal control to take
care of those pesky deer, carnivorous alligators, irritating
squirrels, dangerous bats, roaming coyotes and smelly
skunks, not to mention hungry mosquitoes. Remember building
those homes on the alligator retention ponds — where did you
expect those poor native inhabitants to go? But, anyhow,
we’ve become a society of “provide for us” kind of people
and until times get tough we really don’t worry about
increasing property values and the taxes they glean from our
take home pay.
So, when the speeches begin this year in
preparation for the many bond issues that will be on the
ballot just remember that we, as citizens and taxpayers,
probably are getting exactly what we asked for.