Last week, a Richmond man walked into the Fort Bend County jail…to turn himself in.
According to those in the know, he was wanted on an outstanding warrant. So, off to the hoosegow he goes. But while waiting around in the lobby of the jail for someone to take him into custody, he thought better of what he was about to do….you know he had to be thinking about that institutional turkey that was coming his way on
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Thursday…AND, no Black Friday sales, much less Cyber Monday…. On top of all that, what of his cellmates wanted to watch a different game? It’s no wonder he decided to split.
Well, while he was waiting to be booked in, he walked out. Jogged away from the jail in a black jogging suit, just like he fit in. Boy, ‘round these parts, you’d have thought the world was coming to an end. There were cops scurrying everywhere!
The fleet footed felon was captured at a nearby hospital about an hour later and taken into custody, bracelets and all.
It’s gonna be a lotta years before he get home cooked turkey again - he’s looking at 10+ in TDC for assaulting a police officer.
Some days turkeys…some days feathers.
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