By LeaAnne Klentzman

So the Sugar Land police were called to a private school parking lot on Burney Road when a car burglary in progress was reported.

Police units descended and blanketed the area. Come to find out, an off duty cop is following the suspect vehicle….. A white Jaguar. Now crooks come in all different shapes and sizes and from all levels of the socioeconomic strata, but really? Your gonna go on a burglary spree in a Jag?

That was not even stolen? AND you have a criminal history so long that you’re referred to as a frequent flyer in multiple state penitentiaries?

Ya know, some people are just too dumb to be among us!

So this brain trust was taken into custody and charged with a myriad of charges. To add to his myriad of parole violations. But really, don’t ya think the Jag was over kill for a simple car burglary job?

Maybe an old police auction car, or a run of the mill hatchback in some nondescript color would have been a better selection. But a shiny white Jag…you’re gonna get some attention in that!

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