By LeaAnne Klentzman

When you’re blocking a fire zone and a cop asks you to move… it’s time to roll.

An off duty police officer was working the parking lot of a Sugar Land Baptist school during a function recently. While watching the area he noticed a man sitting in a car - parked in the fire zone. Time passed, he didn’t move and

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continued to block the fire zone thus making the cop uneasy … hummm.

So, the on duty cops were called to check out the suspicious vehicle squat‘n in the fire zone.

You can imagine the exchange, hey buddy, roll that thing out’a here. Nah, says the zone squatter, I’m one of you… I’m a cop from another place, brother. Hummm.

Well again, as you can imagine, the zone squatter was well checked out. Lo and behold, he wasn’t a cop at all, nor was he the guy he told police he was. Poor moron. He went to jail for a whole host of charges, outstanding warrant, failure to identify himself, and oh, yeah, impersonating a police officer.

Should’a rolled while the rolling was good, brother.

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