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When momma ain’t happy....

Not long ago some south Texas police officers responded to a local grocery store to investigate a domestic disturbance.

Well, as you can imagine, the bickering couple‘s exchange might have gone something like this: “Bubba, you sorry, rotten, no good for nuth’n … I may feel your hit but … I will raise you a snitch to the police!”

Yes, she did. That sweet little ole wife snitched him off, right there in the grocer’s parking lot. What she told police her hubby was haul’n around in the family sedan, well, it perked up the the local cops so much, they called their friends - the Feds!

Seems the foul mouthed, fist sling’n son of a motherless goat had some property the ATF and local police wanted to investigate. You know the kind…machine guns, I.E.D’s and the likes. Wow!

On that very day, at that very moment, Bubba went to jail, directly to jail, and has yet to pass go! He’ll be in the poky for awhile - those friendly Feds, they take that sentencing stuff REAL serious.

Just goes to show - if momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

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